ATTENTION:

LOST IS COMING. 21 DAYS.

The return is Thursday, January 31st on ABC.


Just a little recap of the past three seasons:



CHARLIE PACE IS THE BEST CHARACTER. HE WILL FOREVER LIVE IN MY HEART. Jack thinks he loves Juliet but he actually loves Kate who thinks she in return loves Jack but has entangled herself in Sawyer's body on multiple occasions because all Sawyer wants is sex. Locke is an absurd, could be diagnosed as insane, man who will inevitably save everyone from the island, not everyone from the people who are going to kill them. I bet Locke is a Taurus. Hurley is hurley and he will always be hurley. Sayid is NOT a terrorist. Boone should not have died in the first season because he had the most beautiful eyes. Claire's story line was over mid-second season. And Claire knows she's in love with Charlie (because who can resist?) Desmund..."Brother." Am I forgetting anyone? OOOH YES. All those extras that are always there and never do anything. Don't be fooled, they are not important. But wait, what about those two survivors Nikki and Paulo? Yes, them. They enjoyed the season three limelight for...two episodes was it? Then there is the elusive cloud of black smoke. It will be the end of season 64 when we finally know what it is!

But, I must tell the truth:
LOST, with all its plot flaws and lame attempts at surprising revival, is my favourite show.